Celebrity Psycho Analysis

Celebrity Psycho Analysis
When you see Rosie lately, there is extra glow about her aura. Mrs Rosie O'Donnell is very happily married to her wife Kelli Carpenter and it shows. She appeared on Conan O'Brien and told of how she converted Kelli's parents to the gay world. Rosie talked about how Kelli was forced to go to Gay's Anonymous as young woman by her parents. Rosie also revealed that as a teenager Kelli revolted and sneaked out of her debutante ball and went to the local lesbo bar.

Mrs O'Donnell also related the funny story of her adventures with her neighbors in Miami. Sean 'Diddy' Combs, being the party animal that he is, often leaves beer bottles and trash in the shared park area between his mansion and Rosie's. Rosie's classic Irish nanny was angered by this activity and threatened to confront the hip-hip mogul. Thank god Rosie O persuaded her not to.

Another neighbor of Rosies, not Shaquille O'Neal, shot off some major-league fireworks from his place one night. Rosie was convinced it was P Diddy and wrote a nasty blog ( Rosie's blog Site) about it. When she found out later that it was not Sean, she sent him a case of Cristal Champagne with a note attached, saying, "My bad, Diddy!"

Rosie will never stop being Rosie. You go, girl!




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Free Radicals Unite

What is a Free Radical? (notice the capitalization)

I am not talking about those molecules that attack your body on the inside. A Free Radical is a beautifully free person, someone who attacks almost all dogmas and creeds, not for perverse reasons, but rather because he/she sees through it all.

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"Is It Throwing Good Money After Bad?"

"Is it throwing good money after bad," Brad Childress asked Zygi Wilf. Brad was referring to the 6 million roster bonus that Daunte Culpepper was set to get for the Vikings in late March.

Zygi at first said, "No, he deserves the money for years of service to the team."

Then the campaign to poison the owner's mind built up steam. Rob Brezinski, vice president of football operations, conspired with Brad Childress to over-stress the implications of Culpepper's knee injury. They basically convinced the owner that Culpepper would never be the same again. Even though all evidence pointed to an excellent healing process for the knee.

Although Daunte said again and again that he felt he would be ready for the start of next season, Childress and Brezinski spread the idea that Daunte would definitely not be ready until next November. They implied this with such conviction that it was repeated on talk radio and in the newspapers as fact.

Then to add more poison to the owner's mind, Childress implied that Culpepper was not working hard enough on his rehabilitation. This was supposedly proven by the fact that Daunte chose to do his re-hab work in his home state of Florida. The truth is that Daunte had been working remarkably hard on his re-hab in Florida and the doctors said he should be ready for start of next season.

Terrel Owens is My HERO

Here is my 2 cents to fill the vacuum of the NFL off-season: Terrell Owens was wickedly railroaded. He lost his season for daring to compare his highness, quarterback Donovan McNabb, to a white guy. Terrell Owens was hated for a long time for being a hot dog, for putting a sharpie in his sock during a game, for talking emotionally and frankly about other players and himself. He is a good guy and a hard worker, but mean rednecks and conservative bigots hate him for having a joyous personality. That is the real reason why he was sent down the river.

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Cosmically Dissatisfied

No matter where I ask it, when I ask it, in what place I ask it, my technical questions about internet-related matters are never fully answered correctly to my satisfaction. What is weird is that I am not some kind of hyper-geek. I just look for straight-forward answers to simple questions, such as, "Who owns domain names?" The answer I get is never quite right. It amazes me.

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MORE BRANGELINA

Before our eyes, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie merge into a single creature with a strange name. So what is this strange creature "BRANGELINA?" Is he/she/it more interesting than a baby born with two heads? I absolutely think so. Just think about it, millions of us, addicted to celebrities, weaned on the distorted life stories of narcissistic, in-the-public-eye monsters, willingly become pathological watchers and wish desperately to become a celebrity ourselves. The best most of us can do is participate in the creation of these public creatures and watch them dance, cry, laugh, emote and suffer under our glare. Most of you probably remember "BENNIFER" and the cruel fate that poor creature had. The magical truth is that we, the public, play a crucial role in celebrityhood, and it is our responsibility to love them right so that they turn them into the kind of creature that we want. Go BRANGELINA!

BRANGELINA

Don't call it BRADGELINA! It is BRANGELINA, people. She calls the shots, can't you all see? Angelina Jolie is inside of Brad Pitt's head, and he is hearing her voices tell him to dye his hair, adopt her kids, and become DEEPER. He doesn't follow Angelina dutifully to important meetings of the United Nations for nothing. He is the back legs in the BRANGELINA costume.

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